10 definitions by Jock
-- Horse or Donkey Seamen
-- To yomp a person, Created in canada and was first introduced through a video game when a zombie said yomp.. Means what ever or you suck as a insult
-- To yomp a person, Created in canada and was first introduced through a video game when a zombie said yomp.. Means what ever or you suck as a insult
by Jock January 28, 2005
(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.
gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
by Jock February 2, 2005
Something boring people are obsessed with because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Fanatics boost the salaries and contracts of a bunch of nimrods who can do little more than toss or kick a ball and get paid more than scientists, teachers, their moms and dads and other people who actually improve their lives and make the world a better place to live.
Why are americans so overweight by an large? Because they'd rather sit in front of tv's watching things like american football and american idol and drink beer. Beer gives guys such unsexy beer bellies that girls wont give them any sex, so guys have to sit around watching american football as if that were better than bustin' a nut.
by Jock January 24, 2005