Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 16, 2005

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

roll deep

Going somewhere with a large amount of people.

we rollin 20 deep in da club.

by jon October 10, 2003

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon March 24, 2005

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 22, 2006

waffed

When your high on cocaine.

Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!

by jon April 13, 2005

kyb

An acronym for the phrase 'kill yourself, boss'.

Dave, why dont you go kyb?

by Jon August 19, 2004