God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
by Jon December 26, 2003
The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.
by Jon February 11, 2005
Posts on the internets.
by Jon December 29, 2004
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by Jon March 09, 2004
1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.
1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.
by Jon April 25, 2005
by Jon February 02, 2005