JoJo's definitions
by Jojo July 18, 2003
Get the skool-aidmug. Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.
by jojo August 14, 2003
Get the Zurchermug. Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.
by JoJo May 13, 2005
Get the C.A.P.mug. 
When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
by jojo March 4, 2004
Get the dirty picklemug. 
by jojo February 23, 2005
Get the fannybitmug.