JoHn's definitions

mank

some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy

If you see someone with a shaven head and a long fringe they are a mank

by John June 21, 2003

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004

bent

Bent = Ben


noun - Ben
bent doesnt mean homosexual anymore

what does ben mean?

bent

I thought bent meant being homosexual?

no, it means ben

by John July 14, 2004

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

luxor

The retarded version of saying lucky.
Often used by people playing online first person shoot-em ups. Alot of the time used instead of haxor to describe someone who is good or suspicious because most people find being called a haxor a compliment they just want to try and degrade them or arouse intrest from other players into thinking the person is a haxor by calling them a luxor

"I was playing Counter-Strike the other day and somone got a moving full zoomed AWP headshot though a wall, da luxor"

by John March 22, 2003

Jevin

A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL

A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money

by John February 24, 2004

oh hells no

Definite no

Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.

by John March 9, 2003