JoHn's definitions

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004

anime

Japanese animation not porn. Anime porn is called hentai.

joe love to watch anime on cartoon network

by John March 8, 2005

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

and a half

To emphasis or exaggerate a quality or characteristic

She is a bitch and a half!

by John January 6, 2004

dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

by John August 31, 2003