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funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine
This junkie bitch loves that funk
by John December 25, 2003
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Doughbuy

After intense hours of trying to come up with variations of the Pillsbury Doughboy to use on online games, Doughbuy has grown to be the most feared. Simply known as Doughbuy, he strikes fear into hearts of men and animal alike. All bow down before his might!
The almighty Doughbuy just pwned you... nub
by John December 2, 2004
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Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.
Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.
by john January 3, 2005
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Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.
John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.
by John January 9, 2004
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unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california
:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands
by john January 19, 2004
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ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.
by John December 26, 2003
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spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice
by john May 22, 2003
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