JoEy's definitions

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by Joey January 20, 2005

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 20, 2005

Aquadodo

An underwater pervert

Lil timmy had a close encounter with an aquadodo

by joey November 7, 2004

nukker

Word common to the phrase "Nigger". Used for little ghetto white kids who cannot say Nigger because they are afraid they will be beatin to death by a black person.

Yo nukker, lets roll to my crib

by joey April 21, 2005

GhettoBooty

big ol ASS

that lady got a plump ass

by Joey April 15, 2004