JoE's definitions

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

antiwar protestor

People that have reason to not agree with a war that is taking place. These brave souls have always had to deal with people like the ones that have typed on this word but still battle on for there own beliefs.

I don't want this war as I don't think that it is right. I think I will get off my ass and tell the world what I know.

by Joe September 14, 2003

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

Embiggen

On the internet - To view a full size image linked from a thumbnail or smaller image.

"Click to embiggen" or "Clicky to embiggen"

by Joe November 23, 2004

deck

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

by Joe February 11, 2003

the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.

"here funboy"

by Joe May 1, 2004