Definitions by JoE

turkey-sub 

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan

god your fat turk

turkey-sub by joe February 17, 2004

Spruce 

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

Spruce by Joe February 14, 2004

west of worcester 

Terra incognita, beyond the bounds of civilization.

She's lives west of worcester, out in the sticks.

west of worcester by joe February 13, 2004

tekchubby 

sexual arousal from purchase and use of electronic gear.

Aaron got a huge tekchubby when he bought his new palm pilot.

tekchubby by Joe February 13, 2004

dexhead 

1) A frequent user of the drug DXM (dex), which comes in cough syrup. If ingested in high amounts, DXM can produce hallucinogens and euphoric feelings.

2) Used in reference to a person who is generally spaced out, or oblivious to his or her surroundings.

1) My friend is such a dexhead! He just bought two more bottles of nyquil, and he's tripping on the shit right now!

2) That kid on my bus was just staring out the window when Ashley was trying to talk to him. What a dexhead.

dexhead by joe February 12, 2004

squale 

When police arrive you run

When 5-0 come we gone squale!

squale by JOe February 11, 2004

cretinist 

Somebody who holds to the 6 day creation theory, often blindly and without even attempting to study any scientific textbooks. Does not believe in the theory of what they may call "evilution."

"My friend is such a cretinist...of course we came from monkeys."

cretinist by joe February 10, 2004