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dushbag

by joe December 13, 2003
mugGet the dushbagmug.

Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
by Joe August 3, 2003
mugGet the Bonzi Buddymug.

whatever you say, it dont mean shnat

what joe kim said on the bus ride to wharton
2. pissed off dutch person
joe kim said whatever you say it dont mean shnat for the whole bus ride to wharton.
by joe April 30, 2004
mugGet the whatever you say, it dont mean shnatmug.

Clown Juice

I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.
by Joe May 6, 2004
mugGet the Clown Juicemug.

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.
After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!
by Joe August 3, 2003
mugGet the Steak and Shakemug.

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.
"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
by Joe January 14, 2004
mugGet the bleach; bleaching itmug.

tps reports

Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.
Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.
by Joe February 20, 2004
mugGet the tps reportsmug.

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