JoAnna's definitions

Ho-check

to bitch-slap someone, pref. a female.

You better watch yo'self, lest you want to get ho-checked, beyotch!

by Joanna May 14, 2004

ausophelioma

A fancy word for the words "head buzz"

Hey... i have an ausophelioma.

by Joanna April 17, 2005

s0ck

a thing to wear on one's foot to insulate and avoid foot odour. can come in many shapes, colours and sizes

Also a word used as per the first two examples below.

' i'll give you the sock'
' i want none of your sock'
' does this sock belong on my ear?'

by Joanna September 30, 2003

abothen

Usually used sarcastically (and wid dramatic mock disgust)as a retort to stupid-ass behaviour or remarks

Bob: DO humans give birth to their young?
Joanna: ABOTHEN!you see any humans laying eggs recently?

Bob:Should i help pull you out of the well now?
Joanna: Abothen??!you want me to die ar??

by joanna January 5, 2005

Zeoli

beautiful, smart and fun to be around

My gilrfriend is a Zeoli

by Joanna February 28, 2004

bethan

The best flatmate in the world ever, headbutt that can kill ;o)

To "do a Beth" take forever to get ready

by joanna December 4, 2004

field hockey

The most grueling, intense, rigorous sport ever created. 11 girls fight as hard as they can, run as fast as they can, and get past as many defenders as they can before driving the orange ball into the cage (aka- goal). It is extremely demanding, yet extremely rewarding.

alternate defintion:
rage in the cage

The Stonington High School FIELD HOCKEY team has been ECC champs for 13 (going on 14) consecutive seasons.

by Joanna October 9, 2004