JoAnna's definitions

ausophelioma

A fancy word for the words "head buzz"

Hey... i have an ausophelioma.

by Joanna April 17, 2005

schmoozin

smoking a blunt, bowl, bong. anything refering to pot, our very best friend.. Mary Juanna

damn son, i was schmoozin last night with the crew

by joanna July 25, 2004

jelly bracelets

To me these so called "sex bracelets" are just a fashion right now.What kind of dumb ass would do sexual favors over a bracelet,i have many friends who have tons of them and just think they are cool....My mom thinks all this talk of those so called sex bracelets are a waste of time.....

who ever made that talk about the bracelets up is very loneing and dumb....!!!!!!

by JoAnna August 18, 2004

Peej

A nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. The person who you care about just the same.

Peej, you make me soo happy and I love you!

by Joanna March 23, 2005

abothen

Usually used sarcastically (and wid dramatic mock disgust)as a retort to stupid-ass behaviour or remarks

Bob: DO humans give birth to their young?
Joanna: ABOTHEN!you see any humans laying eggs recently?

Bob:Should i help pull you out of the well now?
Joanna: Abothen??!you want me to die ar??

by joanna January 5, 2005

gosh!

A word used relentlessly in the movie Napoleon Dynamite. It is usually used when the main character, Napoleon Dynamite, is mad, frustrated, or excited.

kid on bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever i feel like doing gosh!

by Joanna January 17, 2005

Ho-check

to bitch-slap someone, pref. a female.

You better watch yo'self, lest you want to get ho-checked, beyotch!

by Joanna May 14, 2004