Definitions by Jmaktheknife

Faggy Gayharden 

A yoked up individual. That is not gay at all, but just happens to be named Faggy.

Look out Faggy Gayharden is coming. He's crazy mean.

Faggy Gayharden by Jmaktheknife April 27, 2023

greek opening 

The butthole.

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.

greek opening by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022

butt time doctor 

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

butt time doctor by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

shirkin boken 

A closet rod. You tell a new friend is a martial arts weapon.

Hey dude, what’s that wood rod in your room? Oh that’s a shirkin boken. It’s a martial arts weapon,

shirkin boken by Jmaktheknife July 10, 2022

Pushy blues 

When you have to go poop.

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!

Pushy blues by Jmaktheknife June 6, 2018

clam banging

When two females aggressively slam their vaginas together!

Man, these two broads were clam banging in our hotel last night! It was a spectacular sight!

clam banging by Jmaktheknife May 13, 2018

bootsmoke

The smoke from the vigorous friction from buttsex!

Damn I lit this girls butt up ! She had mad bootsmoke!

bootsmoke by Jmaktheknife April 1, 2018