Jj's definitions

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by JJ January 11, 2004

wangsta

The Kupe-man who tragically died in a freak gardening accident.

HOLLA CHRIS!!!

"I'm a wangsta trying to garden."

by JJ May 30, 2003

SPIT

1. To talk to a female with the intent of getting her phone number. Usually associated with game

"He needed to be taught how to spit to females.

by JJ May 13, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002