Definitions by Jimp Jimp
Gayby
A wussified child. Denoting a lack of testosterone, instinct, motivation, and confidence. Can often be found playing with tampons and insects.
Paul's Proverbs
Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.
Paul's Proverbs by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
Southern Chimpanzee
Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.
Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee
Southern Chimpanzee by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
Tangers
Toe fingers.
Found on individuals with unacceptably long toes. Able to grapple, squash, and dominate. Culturally unacceptable so they reside covered like a hijab.
Found on individuals with unacceptably long toes. Able to grapple, squash, and dominate. Culturally unacceptable so they reside covered like a hijab.
Southern Chimpanzee
Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.
Southern Chimpanzee by Jimp Jimp December 18, 2023