Definitions by Jimmy Yogi

fishermans bait 

A fisherman retuned to port after a month at sea, only to realise the bait bucket had been out the whole time, the extremly hideous stench was so bad that upon nasal ingestion the man literally spewed his guts up! Hence the term BEWARE THE FISHERMANS BAIT. Over time the story has faded but left the term fishermans bait, now it is more commonly used to describe the feral puss or mackerel mick.

1.John said to his bitch your box smells like fishermans bait.
2.The smell of a cum filled whore's cunt hole after a two week fuck fest.
3.Rotten aroma of a mangeled mullet.
4.The incapcitaing fetor of a caviar cunt

fishermans bait by jimmy yogi August 22, 2006

mackerel mick 

A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.

Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.

mackerel mick by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006

turket 

A turket is a small fish found in Warrnambool waterways.

A turket is similar to a minnow.

turket by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006

turket puss 

A turket puss is a vagina that smells like fish

Man! That shelia has a bad case of turket puss!

turket puss by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006