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Definitions by Jimmy Pop

shoot my children 

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).
Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
shoot my children by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle 

Snoop Dogg's TV show.
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."
A person who backtalks or has sass.
That Sally told me to shove a melon up my ass. What a lippy girl.
lippy by Jimmy Pop October 19, 2003