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Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

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Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

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The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

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1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet] used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

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A place used for masterbation.

Also can refer to a masterbatory stain.
Dude, your mom's bedroom makes for an excellent tugspot!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

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adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

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