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B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis
by Jimmy November 14, 2003
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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flippin' plates

In Australia, teenagers of age 16 - 17 (depending on which state they're in) can obtain their Learner plates (L's) for driving. L plates require the driver to have a fully licensed driver (one without any plates) accompanying them at all times.

After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.

However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.
Guy 1: How DID you get here? There is no way you could have walked from one side of town to the other.

Guy 2: Flippin' plates!
by Jimmy April 17, 2006
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twanger

a guitar, especially an electric one.

-can also refer to the player of said guitar.
"man that twanger can play voodoo chile on that twanger, note for note, just like Jimi could!"
by jimmy November 8, 2003
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roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape
I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.
by Jimmy July 10, 2003
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Hog Legs

A HUGE line of coke.
Dude, i laid out a couple Hog Legs!
by jimmy March 22, 2005
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people say im g

when u wanna be a gangsta and wanna be just like ur dad
hey jimmy did u know that people say im g
by jimmy April 13, 2005
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