beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

jed

a humanoid

apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems

by Jimmy August 20, 2003

swami

one who is awesome at what they do

Eddie Van Halen is a swami among guitar players.

by jimmy November 24, 2003

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

Lynyrd Skynyrd

One of the greatest southern rock, if not rock and roll, bands.

Whoever thinks that the only song skynyrd made is sweet home alabama and think thats the best one, needs to fuck off and listen to something else because they dont know rock music.

by jimmy January 01, 2005

Pock

Similar to a poke, but much more severe. Commonly using 1 to 2 fingers. Usually administered in the face.

"I pocked him in the face!"

by Jimmy April 05, 2004

souclassoir

To suck someones intestines out through their ass.

Jimmy decided to souclassoir his friend, Bobby.

by Jimmy September 12, 2003