Jimmy's definitions

Whitey

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

shit, i pulled a whitey last night

by Jimmy January 19, 2004

Ilsa

A crazy random beautiful creature that enjoys being indulgent. Very unpredictable, do not look directly into the eyes of one if you see it. If in danger, release a blow fly and she will run like hell.

Did you see that Ilsa? Damn she was gorgeous!

by Jimmy October 6, 2004

keeyunt

Another word for the word cunt.

AndyKB is a KEEEEYYYUNNNNNTTTT!

by Jimmy May 4, 2005

smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

by Jimmy January 25, 2004

landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

yayee

pretty little lady named yayee is in my geography class and like to talk to amanda

Yayee Please stop talking

by jimmy March 30, 2005

Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's

Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005