landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

yayee

pretty little lady named yayee is in my geography class and like to talk to amanda

Yayee Please stop talking

by jimmy March 30, 2005

tinky

Abbreviation for Tinkerbell. Someone vague and not always focused. Used affectionatley to hassle your girlfriend for not understanding something pretty damn simple.

Yeah, my girls the best.... But she's a bit of a tinky.

by Jimmy January 24, 2005

forking hell

eternal damnation, with amusing and novel punishments involving forks (and also nowadays sporks too)

"i'm going to send you to forking hell lee"

by jimmy March 26, 2004

excelerator3f

Eval and sexay, can simply not be beat by anyone in his amazing sexayness.

Girl 1: I like sexay guys.
Girl 2: I like eval ones.
Girl 1/2: Our perfect man would be a complete excelerator3f

by Jimmy September 09, 2004

Breasticle

This is what a breasticle looks like
( o )=====D

This is what a breasticle looks like.
( o )=====D

by Jimmy November 16, 2004

smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

by Jimmy January 25, 2004