Jiminy Criquette's definitions

bone barnacle

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007

bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

Turdhammer

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

dirt canyon

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.

Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

personal cumdump

A person who takes loads and loads of cum from a particualr partner.

That Mel is pretty cute. Too bad Cashman says she's his personal cumdump.

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

Cashman's Curse

An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.

GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007