Jimbob's definitions

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003

bronfufu

gaf extrodinaire

bronfufu likes gay man buttsekz

by jimbob May 2, 2003

dud

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

by Jimbob January 18, 2004

badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

by jimbob April 18, 2004

suck up

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person, and they will agree to anything said by that person as well. They will never disagree nor argue no matter what. Also known as a sheep

Hey Omar, stop sucking up to Harry!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

pound

1) To totally dominate your parters ass in anal sex.

2) To fuck insanely

1) I pounded Sam Newman's mom last night. She bled profusely.

2) I pounded Hannah and i tore a hole.

by jimbob March 21, 2005