Jim Sominsummthin's definitions

Dockmaster

The owner of a Dockyard or the most popular dockman, generally chosen every 4 years

I think ill dock with the dockmatser today
Did you know Charlie Sheen is a dockmaster?

by Jim Sominsummthin May 21, 2011

Dockyard

Noun- A place where docking takes place

I was going to go to the movies but I decided to go to a dockyard instead

by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011

Front seat, Back seat syndrome

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011

Dockgasm

An orgasm created by docking

Dude I just had a massive dockgasm

by Jim Sominsummthin June 22, 2011

Razzleflazzlejimzel

1) Charlie Sheen. 2) Blasphemy

3) A phrase used to describe a dockmaster

I used to be a Razzleflazzlejimzel but i got fired.

This is Razzleflazzlejimzel! This is madness!

Razzleflazzlejimzel was in two and a half men

by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011

Dockmen

Workers of a dockyard

I bet you you didnt know tim and jim were dockmen.

by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011