lesbiatitis

A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.

Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.

While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.
After losing most of her hair from lesbiatitis, Ellen is now sporting a mullet.
by Jim Sammartino August 08, 2008
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doodicules

noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.
Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.
by Jim Sammartino May 17, 2008
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megacunt

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.
My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.
by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008
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putrosity

noun
1. Putridness.
2. The degree of how putrid something is, typically in reference to that which is decomposing or rotting.
I gagged from the sheer putrosity of the bathroom after you took a huge dump in there.
by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008
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V. Rex

noun
A politically correct, office appropriate abbreviation for Vaginasaurus Rex.
OMG, Joan is such a fucking V. Rex. She's on a cunty rampage today.
by Jim Sammartino May 23, 2008
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