Definitions by Jim Sammartino

vomitorial 

adjective:
Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.

The smell of that dumpster was so vomitorial that I actually barfed right there, on my own shoes.

vomitorial by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

putrosity 

noun
1. Putridness.
2. The degree of how putrid something is, typically in reference to that which is decomposing or rotting.

I gagged from the sheer putrosity of the bathroom after you took a huge dump in there.

putrosity by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

testicularity 

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.

He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

testicularity by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

Revolterella 

1. A ubiquitous nickname for any female who is truly revolting.
2. A woman lacking any beauty or charm.
3. The opposite of the classic and beautiful character Cinderella.

Check out Revolterella over there, with her missing teeth and split ends.

Revolterella by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

Count Boobula 

The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.

Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.

Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.

Count Boobula gratuitously grabbed my titty at the pub when he walked by.

Count Boobula by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008