Jim Sammartino's definitions

mullet fantasia

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.

Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.

by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

Strugglina

1. (n) A ubiquitous nickname for someone who struggles through everything.
2. (n) An idiot.

Strugglina was so inept, he couldn't even change his own tire.

by Jim Sammartino May 30, 2008

putrosity

noun
1. Putridness.
2. The degree of how putrid something is, typically in reference to that which is decomposing or rotting.

I gagged from the sheer putrosity of the bathroom after you took a huge dump in there.

by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

megacunt

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.

by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008

lesbiatitis

A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.

Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.

While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.

After losing most of her hair from lesbiatitis, Ellen is now sporting a mullet.

by Jim Sammartino August 8, 2008