Definitions by Jim Hodgson

fucknut 

What happens sometimes at Christmas time. One see's a nut, and one fucks it...although I wouldnt..

!I could screw some nutella, dear!

fucknut by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003

dollywhacker 

Registered charity D.O.L.L.Y.W.H.A.C.K.E.R.
...Which stands for...

"The European Collective for the action against dislexic discrimination."

"Dolywhacker is not just a job for me, It's a way of life."

dollywhacker by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003

period 

Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.

"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."

period by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003

hair 

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

hair by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003

cup 

A cup, usually made from porcelain is a drinking recepticle, usually used for hot drinks such as tea or coffee because unlike glass it does not break when heated by hot liquids.

I'd love a cup of tea, governor

cup by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003