drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

by jim December 13, 2003

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004

t-dot

(1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians".
(2) transvestite jizz.
(3) "secret ingredient" put in Tim Hortons coffee.
(4) reference in Shawn Desman's (Shawn D. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". In this context, "t-dot" stands for "Toronto, Ontario" ... Yo yo yo. I'm gonna GET MINE! That bitch is shizzle!
(5) shit or "scat".

I'm going to the corner to get some t-dot; that she-male is HOT! (1, or 2).

I'm going to drink some Timmie's coffee because I'm in withdrawal from lack of t-dot (1, 2, 3, or 5).

Both Vancouver and Montreal are superior cities to t-dot (4), as are Winnipeg and Pussytown, Ontario.

Last week I was in T-dot (4), getting some t-dot (1 or 5), drinking some T-dot (2 or 3), and then I jizzed out some t-dot (3).

Shawn Desman likes to consume t-dot (2 or 5).

by Jim August 30, 2004

nighty

The most amazing person.

That guy is a nighty. He's a top quality guy.

by Jim March 16, 2003

hillbilly herion

n. the prescription painkiller OxyContin.

Ever since he went on disability he just sits around blitzed on hillbilly herion.

by jim June 24, 2003

Power Puff Girl

one of three cute lil kindergarteners who save the world with special powers. Said powers include ICE BREATH and FLAMEY EYE THINGS... they were created from sugar, spice, eeverything nice, ans chemical X.

OH NO, that giant bunny rabbit ate my prize winning BIG ASS carrot.... somebodt call the Powerpuff Girls on that nifty blinking phone.

by Jim July 27, 2004

pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.

from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...

by jim December 13, 2003