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going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.
"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.
by Jewish madam August 8, 2018
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wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
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king of death

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
by Jewish madam December 27, 2018
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flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.
Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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