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going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.
"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.
by Jewish madam August 8, 2018
mugGet the going out erectmug.

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
mugGet the wedding shotgunmug.

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
mugGet the tender blendermug.

glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
mugGet the glamour stammermug.

bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.
At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
mugGet the bademadammug.

whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
mugGet the whose gravity?mug.

sheep thriller

An outside cinema located on a large farm.
Next Tuesday Titanic will be shown at a sheep thriller not far from Poughkeepsie, New York.
by Jewish madam July 4, 2018
mugGet the sheep thrillermug.

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