penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

by Jesus Christ April 05, 2018

Smick

A person of Peurto Rican and Irish descent.

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?

by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ April 05, 2018

atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004

Chiode

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 22, 2003

mo fucka

mother fucker but slanglike snoopdoggggggggg

that bitch be a mo fucker

by jesus christ June 29, 2003