Definitions by Jesus Chrisco

Tawk Huah 

A reverse Hawk Tuah where the gender roles are reversed; When a man spits on that thang.

I didn’t know if she was into rough stuff so I gave her the ol’ Tawk Huah, she leaned right into it.

Tawk Huah by Jesus Chrisco June 28, 2024

Mexican Christmas Tree 

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

Mexican Christmas Tree by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

Battle Of The Little Bighorns 

The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual

it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.

On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.

Battle Of The Little Bighorns by Jesus Chrisco June 24, 2022

Silver Sneaker 

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.

I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.

Silver Sneaker by Jesus Chrisco February 16, 2020