Jesus's definitions

liberate

v. Politically correct term for destruction or the causing of pain and turmoil.

"Daddy, why hasn't mommy moved since you liberated her?"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

friley

retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife

he friley'd that piece of wood

by jesus April 1, 2005

guavish

the act of being the man

"i saw this guy chillin against his firebird bein all gwavish, it was sick bro"

by jesus October 16, 2003

TCHBP

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

by Jesus September 17, 2003

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004

Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.

by Jesus November 26, 2003

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003