Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.
by Jesus April 15, 2005
by Jesus July 31, 2004
giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.
(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing
by jesus November 24, 2003
A rugby-ball
by Jesus November 11, 2003
a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up
by Jesus July 04, 2004
Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
by jesus March 18, 2005