Jester's definitions

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004

hardaah

To get utterly and severely beaten and owned at quake 3 by a member of the opposite sex (Usually used when a female beats a male)

Dude, you fucking got hardaah'ed there.

by Jester June 29, 2003

l'uomo

"the man", from italian.

hey there goes l'uomo.

by jester September 30, 2003

OIL

1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

by Jester November 11, 2004

naibsel

A woman who is backwards

She is a naibsel, Does she know how good a kcoc feels?

by Jester July 2, 2004

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

pun

v. abreviation of pundance, to make ordinary or boring.

We went to the mall last thursday, and my friend started to pun the experience.

by jester September 30, 2003