Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jessica

bootysmackin'

a word used to desribe a male or females hot ass

Man,his ass is bootysmackin'

by jessica April 16, 2005

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

by Jessica August 18, 2004

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schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005

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queer nugget

someone who is gay or jewish. these people usually are low grade and often annoy or piss people off in a big way

dammit i told u to stop calling me you queer nugget!!!!!!!!! motherfuckers!

by jessica March 6, 2004

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The Stunner

1. Sexual technique given to females by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The stunner requires long, powerful middle and index fingers, and a senior class ring
3. Origins are unknown, but results are worthwhile

"We were sitting in his backseat and he gave me the stunner."

by Jessica January 22, 2004

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