Jessica's definitions

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004

jingle jangle the house

Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped in a hankercheif and a long flowing skirt will be worn while jingle jangling the house. This phrase stems from an early 60's when women were only incharge of the cleaning.

"I am going to jingle jangle the house today" said Mary.

by jessica April 12, 2004

Woody Allen

also see: asiaphile, yellow fever

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!

by Jessica May 16, 2004

maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

by Jessica August 18, 2004

butch walker

kick ass songwriter/singer

was in the best band ever , Marvelous 3

i love butch walker *nod*

by jessica May 3, 2006

Tweed

Tweed = Weed

Mandy: You still want that 10 draw you asked for?
Cassie: Yeh Yeh, Anything for da tweed.
Mandy: No cat piss in this one, made from pure weed an gud old seringe.
Cassie: kk, im off to make the good ole spliff now...

by Jessica December 10, 2003

bootysmackin'

a word used to desribe a male or females hot ass

Man,his ass is bootysmackin'

by jessica April 16, 2005