Jess's definitions

merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Pusswagon

A little bitch who pusses out when shit goes down

Damn, Lee you are such a pusswagon

by Jess March 29, 2003

rofflmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my fucking ass off.

ROFFLMFAO! That was so funny.

by Jess May 18, 2004

romp

bang, hump, sex

torrie romped me

by jess August 14, 2003

kosher

When every thing is chill

Don't worry, everything's kosher.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.

Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.

by Jess October 20, 2003

lacubrious

easy to chill out or hang out with. jason mraz uses it in one of his songs.

"i can be lacubrious with you"

by jess June 14, 2004