by Jess August 30, 2004

by jess January 11, 2004

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 15, 2004

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.
by Jess July 21, 2005

by jess August 07, 2004

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.
Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.
by Jess April 17, 2005
