Jes's definitions

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003

gowing

an awkward moment after a bad joke when noone laughs and everyone is silent.

James gowing: hey how about those irish referees? better get them some more baulding cream!

everyone: ...

by jes November 17, 2006

dead week

The week before finals at Pepperdine University when Administration tells instructors to have no assignments due, but they assign everything due for that week instead.

Sorry I can't go out tonight, its dead week.

by JES April 18, 2005

single white female

v: to imitate to the point of stalking. Based on the movie of the same name.

"Hey, this girl is single white femaling me. I can't get her off my back!"

by jes October 22, 2003

Tailor

A pre-made cigarette, as opposed to a roll-your-own

Hey, brother, can I bum a tailor?

by jes November 18, 2003

woob

woob(n): a hott uber sexy guy

My boyfriend is a woob.
I miss my woob!

by Jes October 8, 2004