The worst movie ever.
- The first 30 minutes of the movie is small talk. You have to late a long time before something happens.
- There's random points in the story where it just flashes back to a previous day without any explanation
- They try to make it look like the whole thing is being shot from a video camera so the screen randomly swings back and forth making your neck sore.
- There are random explosions, screaming, and sounds that give you a headache, after 25 min of random explosions you get annoyed/and bored.
- No one ever explains what the monster is or why it's attacking Manhattan.
- The story has no plot, all you know is a monster is attacking the city, that's all you will ever know.
- The ending sucks, you don't know if they die, or why anything happened, it's like they cut it short cause they were low on budget or something
- The first 30 minutes of the movie is small talk. You have to late a long time before something happens.
- There's random points in the story where it just flashes back to a previous day without any explanation
- They try to make it look like the whole thing is being shot from a video camera so the screen randomly swings back and forth making your neck sore.
- There are random explosions, screaming, and sounds that give you a headache, after 25 min of random explosions you get annoyed/and bored.
- No one ever explains what the monster is or why it's attacking Manhattan.
- The story has no plot, all you know is a monster is attacking the city, that's all you will ever know.
- The ending sucks, you don't know if they die, or why anything happened, it's like they cut it short cause they were low on budget or something
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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Get the cholo mug.A person who feels the need to rat others out in order to save their own skin. They are liars and tend to start conflicts between people and groups.
A snitch is the lowest form of life
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Yay area = San Fran Bay area, California
Major Cities are San Jose aka San Jo, San Francisco aka The City, Oakland aka the O and more
There is so much Bay area slang, see hyphy, scraper, batch, go dumb, thizz, stunna shades etc.
Yay area = San Fran Bay area, California
Major Cities are San Jose aka San Jo, San Francisco aka The City, Oakland aka the O and more
There is so much Bay area slang, see hyphy, scraper, batch, go dumb, thizz, stunna shades etc.
by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008
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Get the 908 mug.Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
Get the epic movie mug.Why do you think New Jersey is full of trash? Is it because we have 8 million residents, we have beaches, and forests? Is it because Red Man, Queen latifah, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas and a lot of other famous people are from here. Is it because your scared to go to Camden, the nation's most dangerous city? Is it because you can't afford to live in our rich area's like Bergen County? Maybe it's because you've only seen the outskirts of North Jersey? Maybe it's because you've never been to LBI?
Hater: New Jersey is filled with trash.
Me: Well if your so secure with where your from than why do you feel the need to make up lies about other places that you've never been to?
Me: Well if your so secure with where your from than why do you feel the need to make up lies about other places that you've never been to?
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