Jersey Kid's definitions

upstate new york

Anything that's not NYC or Long Island. You are retarded if you think Long Island is Upstate, Queens is on long island so how would one of the boroughs be upstate? Exactly. Anyway Albany, Buffalo, and Rochester are all cities upstate.

NYC is great but Upstate New York is a whole nother side to the state.

by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008

epic movie

Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.

I love scary movie, mad tv, and other parodies but epic movie was boring as shit.

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

random

An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking random is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol! =

Me: No, you're really stupid.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

beyonce

A beautiful singer from Houston, Texas. I'm not a Beyonce fan but I still think she's talented.

Hater: Beyonce has bad weave, shakes her butt, and is ugly!

Me: Well how records have you sold? How many music vidoes have you been in? How many commercials have you done? Exactly so shut up.

by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

skanky

a person, usually female who looks cheap, trashy, dirty, and whore-like

Paris hilton is one skanky hoe

by jersey kid February 10, 2008

buckhead

A rich, white place in North Atlanta, Georgia.

Big difference between BUCKhead and BANKhead

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

video hoe

Girls who have sex with Casting directors to get jobs and money. These video hoes are in Hip-hop videos shaking there ass. NOTE IMPORTANT!!!!! Not every girl in a video is a video hoe. Video hoes have sex with the director and other people. Video models are just dancers that want exposure through hip hop music.

Video Hoe: I just had sex wit tha direcor Ima make some money

Video Model: I work hard and I'm a dancer. I see hip hop as way to make it big time.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007