A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.
Not to be confused with a noop.
Not to be confused with a noop.
by Jerktart July 29, 2011
by Jerktart May 25, 2012
A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.
by Jerktart October 24, 2011
Abbreviation for "death by noop."
Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.
Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.
Mr. Edward Jacobs, 76, died yesterday in his apartment. Police have confirmed that he died of natural causes, a common doop incident.
No suspects are wanted for questioning.
No suspects are wanted for questioning.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
by Jerktart July 31, 2011
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
by Jerktart July 29, 2011