Jeremy Ko's definitions

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

wongman

An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.

Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.

by Jeremy Ko December 17, 2007

motherbutt

The disproportionally large rear of a woman who has had several children.

Better watch what you eat or you're gonna get that motherbutt.

by Jeremy Ko January 4, 2012

letter rape

Consistently receiving low scoring letters in a game of Scrabble or Words with Friends, making is very difficult to win.

Tammy only won the Words with Friends game because the computer letter raped me the entire game.

by Jeremy Ko December 30, 2011