Jenzo the Historian's definitions

Blop Blop

A real-ass way to announce your presence. Like gunfire, but more Puerto Rican.

Jay: and to my left, Luis
Luis: BLOP BLOP my niggaaaaaassss

by Jenzo the Historian January 23, 2017

Tally

Someone who is super cool and not the least bit bitchy. Seriously though. Super awesome.

Generally likes Sketchbook wine.

Does not like chilli pepper chocolate.

I am such a tally.

by Jenzo the Historian February 26, 2013

ppph

more intellectual version of the pedestrian "oooh"

pppph,sick burn

by Jenzo the Historian November 14, 2011

cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.

Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?

by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022

TITIMDA

Phrase that, when shouted, makes people admit their inner desires. In particular, their desire to snuggle.

Him: I'm not sure, I don't think I want to cuddle...
Her: TITIMDA!!!
Him: You're right. I love everything about you. Get in here.

*snuggle snuggle snuggle*

by Jenzo the Historian October 23, 2019