Jenou's definitions

Ford GT

The best american car, and the bane of all imports. A must for American car enthusiasts who have an extra 120K to throw around. Plus ricer racers fear it like the grim reaper.

Ricer Racer: OMG it r teh Ford GT!
Ford GT driver: lol@you
Ricer Racer: Shit! Run! Our skylines can never win!
Ford GT driver: haha, you better run!

by jenou May 10, 2007

pussywinkle

A person who is homosexual and afraid of everything.

Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually, and the ass-pounding thing has got to stop.

by jenou April 19, 2007

asianesque

Anyone/anything asian in nature. Anyone/anything that has an Asian feel, sound, look, or style. Also, someone who is infatuated with asian culture.

This movie is asianesque.
That girl is asianesque.
That anime nerd is asianesque

by jenou April 14, 2008

chief

To take the first hit off of a bong (usually a gravity bong). Also known as taking king's hit, see king's hit, chiefing a bong gives the most potent toke available.

Dude A: omg IT WAS GREAT!!!

Dude B: what was great?

Dude A: I was at dude C's house yesterday and I chiefed his gravity bong.

Dude B: omg how was that?

Dude A: I cant lie it sent me to cloud nine.

by jenou January 15, 2008

razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by jenou May 13, 2007

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

jelli

jelli is slang for 'Jealous'

OMG im so jelli of him cuz he's got a six-pack and all the wenches on campus.

by jenou April 16, 2007