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read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006

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shpiff

a substitute for a curse, slang for 'shit', used in time of great shock

'Holy shpiff! That car nearly hit us!'

by Jenn Huls May 22, 2006

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