Penis

something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...

I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.

by jenn April 14, 2003

Matthew Fox

Actor who is best known for his portrayal of Charlie on Party of Five and currently as Jack on Lost.

Did you see what Jack did on last week's Lost?

by Jenn March 06, 2005

A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 02, 2005

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughte. im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 21, 2004

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughter, im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 21, 2004

pilt

1. to be extremely intoxicated.
2. one who is under the influence of alcohol.
3. drunk

"lets get pilt"
"just right pilt"

by jenn September 23, 2004

perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin

i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box

by jenn July 01, 2003