Definitions by JeffyFanatic5000

Captain Banana Pants 

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

Captain Banana Pants by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Mr. Morton 

Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.

Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!

Mr. Morton by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Interplanet Janet 

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

Interplanet Janet by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021

HANGOVER college!!! 

A college for drug addicts and alcoholics, mainly for special education.

HANGOVER college!!!

HANGOVER college!!! by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021

I'm Just a Bill 

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

I'm Just a Bill by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021

Green beans 

Green beans are things that Jeffy HATES.

"I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!"

Green beans by JeffyFanatic5000 September 3, 2021

Redunded 

A new slang for the r-word that kids have invented, and it's basically what Jeffy is.

"Jeffy does it, cause he's redunded!"

Redunded by JeffyFanatic5000 September 3, 2021