Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter
I bought a Peter Heater for my friend
by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017
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Sh'ard

When u shit so damn har
I just want to Sh'ard all over
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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Penis

Some big thing girls want but they can't have. They also choke on them all night
My wife choked on a Penis
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Boobsies

Boobs that are babies and squishy
I tickled my girlfriends boobsies
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Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn
I said Good Porning to mi wife
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