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Definitions by Jeff Goldblum 101

She is the best person you will ever meet! She is SUPER funny, she LOVES to play video games, and everyone knows her name. She is ashamed of her naturally curly hair and spends hours at the salon making it perfectly straight. She is super pretty, and very trustworthy! She knows all the gossip, and will only tell the secrets of people she hates. If you find a gabby, snatch her as a friend or a girlfriend quick!
“I love gabby! We need to find her a better guy then Ayden!”
Gabby by Jeff Goldblum 101 January 17, 2021

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

fortnite hookup 

when you meet someone on fortnite then proceed to hookup with them
John-Hey where were you last night?
Andy- Man, I had a fortnite hookup last night!
John- Thats sick!

dad jokes 

Jokes that are only funny when dads say them. A dad joke is a one of a kind type of joke.
"Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hi Hungry I'm Dad. Dad jokes"
dad jokes by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

match in the dust 

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.
"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

artificial chicken nuggets 

So-called chicken nuggets that are sold in school cafeterias. They are disgusting chicken nuggets that are fake. They are the chicken nuggets sold in all schools.
"Ew! We have artificial chicken nuggets! GROSS!"

spleechless

When you are so speechless that you are too speechless to even say the word speechless.
I am SPLEECHLESS